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Everything we do starts with why
Made for you
We believe in spreading laughter
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Real people making great products
Get ready to spice up your next gathering with the I Rub My Own Meat cocktail napkins! These funny, bold, and downright cheeky napkins are guaranteed to get your guests talking (and laughing) before they've even taken a sip. Perfect for holiday cocktail parties, Friendsgiving feasts, New Year’s Eve celebrations, and even an ornament exchange, these napkins are the ultimate ice breaker and a staple for any host who loves to entertain with a side of humor.
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing durable, absorbent materials that soak up any spilled tea.
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
Everything we do starts with why
We believe in spreading laughter
Real people making great products