Funny Cocktail Napkins | Sarcastic Humor | I NEED A COCKTAIL

"Funny Cocktail Napkins are a high-impact novelty essential designed for customers who enjoy witty, sarcastic, and alcohol-inspired humor. Featuring the phrase “I NEED A COCKTAIL. HOLD THE TAIL,” these napkins instantly deliver a laugh and set the tone for any social gathering.

Made from durable 3-ply tissue, each napkin is soft yet strong enough for cocktails, appetizers, and light spills. Their practical size makes them ideal for entertaining while adding a playful, eye-catching touch to any table setting.

• 3-ply durable tissue for strength and absorbency
• Soft yet sturdy for cocktails, snacks, and light spills
• Folded size: 5” x 5” (Unfolded: 10” x 10”)
• Bold “I NEED A COCKTAIL. HOLD THE TAIL” humor phrase
• Functional and entertaining party accessory
• Strong impulse-buy novelty item for retail displays
• Designed for cocktail parties, celebrations, and humorous gifting"