Funny Cocktail Napkins | Sarcastic Humor | GIVE UP WINE, REPLACE WITH MURDER

Funny Cocktail Napkins are a high-impact novelty essential designed for customers who love dark humor, sarcasm, and unapologetic personality in their party décor. Featuring the phrase “GIVE UP WINE, REPLACE WITH MURDER,” these napkins deliver a shocking laugh and instant conversation starter at any gathering.

Made from durable 3-ply tissue, each napkin is soft yet strong enough for cocktails, appetizers, and light spills. Sized at 5” x 5” folded (10” x 10” unfolded), they combine everyday functionality with bold, attention-grabbing humor that performs strongly in retail settings.

Perfect for gift shops, boutique retailers, liquor stores, party supply shops, home décor stores, and checkout counter displays. These napkins are especially popular for cocktail parties, girls’ nights, birthdays, Halloween parties, holiday gatherings, and edgy adult-themed events.