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We believe in spreading laughter
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Funny Cocktail Napkins are a high-impact novelty essential designed for customers who love bold, sarcastic, and alcohol-themed humor. Featuring the phrase “SHUT UP LIVER YOU’RE FINE,” these napkins instantly add personality and laughter to any gathering.
Made from durable 3-ply tissue, each napkin is soft yet strong enough for cocktails, appetizers, and light spills. Sized at 5” x 5” folded (10” x 10” unfolded), they combine practical use with standout humor that performs strongly in retail environments.
Perfect for gift shops, boutique retailers, liquor stores, party supply shops, home décor stores, and checkout counter displays. These napkins are especially popular for cocktail parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, tailgates, holiday gatherings, and happy hour events.
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing durable, absorbent materials that soak up any spilled tea.
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
Everything we do starts with why
We believe in spreading laughter
Real people making great products